Question:Who takes the custody of child?

A man and his lovely wife were in court for divorce. The problem is who gets the custody of the child she is holding? The wife jumped up and said “your honor sir” I brought this child into the world in pains and labour, he should be in my custody”. The judge turned and asked the husband if what she said was true.

The man said, “Your honor sir, I have a question to ask, the judge replied, you are permitted to ask your question. the man then asked, if I put an ATM  card into an ATM machine and cash comes out of it, whose cash is it, is it my cash or the machine’s cash?
If you were the judge, what would you answer?
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